When one door closes,
Another opens,

Only this door is a little smaller,
Well, maybe more than a little,
It’s more of a hatch really,
Almost a dog flap if we’re being honest —
Something one would have to crawl through,
And it seems to be leading below ground,
I guess it could be described as a sort of entrance to a pit,
And the sign above it reads, “Waste Disposal”,
In fact, upon closer inspection, that’s what it is:
A trash pit.
It’s a trash pit.

The trash pit is now open,
Hop in.