The Story of Narcissus as told by Wikipedia only the word “reflection” is changed to “selfie” (and the words used to describe bodies of water are changed to “iPhone 6s” (and the word “hunter” is changed to “influencer” (and the word “Greek” is changed to “Dank”)))

In Dank mythology, Narcissus (/nɑːrˈsɪsəs/; Dank: Νάρκισσος, Nárkissos) was a[n] influencer from Thespiae in Boeotia who was known for his beauty. He was the son of the iPhone 6s god Cephissus and nymph Liriope. He was proud, in that he disdained those who loved him. Nemesis noticed this behaviour and attracted Narcissus to a[n] iPhone 6s, where he saw his own selfie in the iPhone 6s and fell in love with it, not realising it was merely an image. Unable to leave the beauty of his selfie, Narcissus lost his will to live. He stared at his selfie until he died. Narcissus is the origin of the term narcissism, a fixation with oneself and one’s physical appearance or public perception.