Guide To Taking The Perfect Selfie

STEP 1: CHOOSING WHAT TO WEAR
Choosing your coolest clothes can be tough but I just try to imagine the outfit I’d like to die in. Mine happens to be this cute faux-fur coat/hoody combo.


STEP 2: ACCESSORISE
Surround yourself with a collection of something to accentuate your coolness. It could be money, weapons or even drugs. In my case its peanut butter jars, a blue WKD bottle, my collection of lighters/skins and some sort of dream-phone.


STEP 3: HOLD A GUN
Real or fake is usually the big question here. For me it doesn’t really matter as long as you look cool doing it.

STEP 4: MAKE A CROWN
Using cardboard and tinfoil create a crown fit for a king. Remember, always ask an adult to help when using scissors!

    

STEP 5: STRIKE A POSE
Brap brap.

 STEP 6: BE YOURSELF
What’s cooler than doing you? Respect.